Pee Wee’s Big Adventure - (Contra-booted): He stayed inside all day and polished his bike haa haa.  Ohh he didn’t have time to go to the Alamo anyway he needed to go to an adult theater later the next day.

Full Metal Jacket - (Contra-booted): Private Pile realizes he has issues and thankfully decides to get help right away.  Good call he still is a dumb shit who can’t spell councilor correctly.

Avatar:  Jake just dosen’t feel like hyper-sleeping his life away.  Which is a good call take the life insurance and run, well you’re in a wheelchair so take the money and wheel away!

Avatar (Contra-Booted):  Jake is super glad his brother is safe and goes on to party like a handicapper and he never walks again.

Star Wars (Conta-Booted):  George Lucas why oh why did you do this to us…  You took a good thing and just train wrecked it on us!

The Shinning (Contra-Booted):  All work and cold weather makes Jack a little weird.  Jack realizes his S.A.D. could flair up decides on warmer weather and a tan to boot.  Life is good to him and his family!

Twilight (Contra-Booted):  We could only wish Mr. Sparkles would’ve burst into flames!

Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back (Contra-Booted):  Darth Vader And Darth Skywalker go on to bring peace and unity to the galaxy and rule with a benevolent loving fist.  They hunt down Jar-Jar and force lightning him to death.  Thank you very much for that!

Prison Break the TV Series (Contra-Booted):  Bro I’d like to spend a bunch of a year breakin you out but life is being good to me sorry.  Oh and I was the one who broke your toy fire truck when you were 8.

Gladiator (Contra-Booted):  Commodus realizes that Maximus is dangerous and sends a small army to do the deal!  Life is good at the top!